I’m having a shitty day.

I won’t bore you with the details of why, but I will share my solution.  I got through my morning by plowing through a bunch of work.  Around 11:30 I realized I had been staring at a computer screen for far too long. So, I jumped in my truck in search of some relief.

Some folks turn to drugs in times like these. My drug of choice today…The Baconator.  A double decker hamburger with cheese, mayonnaise, ketchup, and SIX STRIPS OF BACON

I feel better now.  I think.

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I must not be the only person on earth that turns to The Baconator in my hour of need.  A Google search turned up 96,400 results!  Yum.

By the way, Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps eats the equivalent of 14.5 of these EVERY DAY when he’s competing. 12,000 calories every day. Seriously? I eat ONE and i feel like my pants are going to burst.  This kid can eat 12,000 calories a day and have abs like that?

Jesus.

I might have to start giving shameless plugs to John H….or maybe I’ll just go on the Marb Light again.

Kidding.  That’s just the bacon talking.

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